Good lord, if I hadn’t realized what a pain in the ass it is to save comments from mobile to gild on desktop—and if I weren’t lazy right now—I’d send some for the shittymorph reference.
When I first started this account I did not like the desktop version, too chaotic for an old lady like me, so I used alien blue. And I rode that sucker until it died. For being a loyal app user I was granted four years worth of gold, I guess? I should scroll through my messages and see if it’s still there.
I haven’t heard of it happening to anyone else ever, and I have no idea where to go and ask that without it being a humble brag and potentially taken away from me. My spouse didn’t receive any. shrugs
I still use the non-Apollo new app 99.999999% of the time.
The suck ass part is I had not thought my username through, and this is obviously an official type (author name) so I’ll be using it until the gold ends. Then the account will be old enough that it’d feel wrong to stop using it regularly. It’s a goddamn conundrum.
Edit to add: I looked up the message. Apparently I purchased the Pro version of Alien Blue. I didn’t actually. Someone else gilded me and it must have confused the poor thing. And I have two years left of random acts of gilding.